shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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