he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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