Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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