I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am naked and annoyed.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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