fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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