Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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