i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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