I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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