I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
NoShamevember. You game?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
