I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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