I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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