Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
too bad you live with your parents still
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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