A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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