D3 body, D1 cock
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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