found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She bit a glass in half.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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