I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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