And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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