Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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