Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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