she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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