So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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