I saw his package. It spoke to me.
nutella sex= disaster
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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