she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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