windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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