6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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