I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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