those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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