Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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