I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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