Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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