Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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