hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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