yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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