Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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