everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We had sex on a dog bed..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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