Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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