Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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