RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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