Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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