So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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