I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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