He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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