Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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