scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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