i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
third nipple confirmed
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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