Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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