he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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