it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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