Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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