She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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